Thursday, November 15, 2007

Single White Female

Wanted: Older man for romps in the yard, followed by hours of snuggling.

About me: Four-year-old single gal. Likes -- crumbs on the floor, sneaking little boy's leftovers off the table, "secretly" sleeping in the people's bed, barking at the mail person or delivery person or kids walking to school. Dislikes -- the squirrels in my yard, the rabbits in my yard, when my tennis ball goes under the fence.

Looking for a serious relationship, although never been in long-term relationship. Battling a few abandonment issues (I knew my beagle mom, but my dad ditched her before I was born) -- so a man who is ready for a commitment is a must. Willing to consider a long distance romance.

So Gus, if this sounds like something you'd be interested in, drop me a line. Or if some other charming guys stumbles across this profile -- well, drop me a line.


Lori said...

Oh, I hope Gus's mom responds -- I would love for you two to be in-laws!

Ms. Planner said...

Hey Lucy -

Wow, that was one of the best birthday messages I ever got. As fate would have it, I have a thing for beagles. And you look hot!

I know this is the internet and all, but I feel I have to be truthful about a few things:

1) I am neutered (bastards!) so if you are looking for a family, I can't help. But I am open for whatever (see #3).

2) I'm old but I am athletic. Check out my picture at my mom's blog. I still love trail running, swimming and rolling in snow. Plus, being 13 and all means I am only 3 years from getting my driver's license and then we can go to dog park without having to wait for when it is convenient for the 'rents to take us.

3) I'm bi. My tendencies have tapered off a bit as I have matured but, if I see a beagle, male or female, I generally can't help myself. I don't know what it is about beagles that sets me mentioned you were part beagle, right?

Anyway, my mom just printed out your picture and now it is hanging over my water dish.



Geohde said...

Not like the movie I hope???



CAM said...

So funny! Thanks for the comic relief!

Aurelia said...

I can't wait to see the internet searches this post attracts, hehe.